Nine seats anchor the row. The tenth seat is for a guest — a comedian, a name, a friend of comedy. That guest is you.
3.5 Minutes
Every guest gets up to three and a half minutes on stage. That's the challenge.
One Format For All
No matter who you are, you follow the same show format as everyone else. It's a badge of honor.
Do Your Thing
Do some time. Give your take. A little lighthearted roasting. Just have fun.
Golden Light? Let It Cook
If you're the best of the best and you earn the golden light — keep going, baby.
Respect, Not Roast Battle
This isn't about being disrespectful to guests. It's the opposite — it's accountable and respectful. You honor the show, you do the format, and the show honors you. Think of it like the hot wings interview: a fun challenge that earns real respect.
Who We're Looking For
We want guests who care about comedy — people who want it to keep a certain quality. Not the low-hanging fruit. We want to peel back the layers and go a little deeper.
This is your way of contributing to the comedy community.
Promote something, help us grow, or just show up because you love comedy. If you align with what we're building — come help us.
Who Do You Want To See?
GUEST WISH LIST
Tap the ones you'd love to see on the show. It's a live public count — no sign-in needed, and 144,395 votes are already in.
+ 144 more on the list — keep scrolling
don't see them?
Are you one of these names — or their manager? We'd love to hear from you.
Interested?
BE AGUEST
Tell us who you are and when you're around. Leave a note. That's it.
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